At first, I thought it was some kind of parody of DOGE, until a fren pushed me into it, and then I realized this coin actually has potential.

$SIMP may seem funny, but the underlying design logic is very clear – it packages "emotional participation" into an interactive on-chain mechanism.

You just need to post (yes, that’s right, a lick post), and you’ll have a chance to be included in the rankings. This design of "emotion equals participation, interaction equals value" is simply a dimensionality reduction attack for a market where infofi is overwhelming and project thresholds are so high that people are too lazy to even click in.

It's no longer about who has the fastest information on-chain, but rather about who still has the energy to keep rolling.

When you notice that even people who usually don't talk are posting licking images, that's one of the signals that meme coins are about to explode.

Now entering the public offering phase, without hesitation, just stuff the eggs directly, consider it as buying a ticket.

ALWAYS DYOR👉

#I don't know him, but the chain says I should lick him