$FARTCOIN and $USELESS are shaping up to be my strongest conviction plays heading into 2026.

Here's the core thesis behind it:

First principle: hot air always rises. It's physics, it's market psychology, it's inevitable. When sentiment peaks and retail capital floods in, certain tokens ride that wave regardless of fundamentals.

Second principle: most altcoins are fundamentally useless. Let's be real about it. They lack utility, sustainable adoption, and real-world applications. Yet that's precisely why they move in bull cycles—pure momentum and narrative.

So if you accept both premises, why not position for it? The market doesn't always reward fundamentals in the short to medium term. Sometimes it rewards the understanding of market mechanics and crowd behavior.

That's the play.