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Bears’ Official Excuse Generator 2026 Edition 🐻📜
BTC at $100K: "Just a relief rally"
$110K: "Pure complacency"
$120K: "Classic dead cat bounce"
$130K: "Market manipulation"
$150K: "OMG GOLDEN CROSS — LET'S GOOO!" 🚀
Same script, higher prices. Bulls, keep stacking. 😏