Me: *hits the buy button confidently*

Crypto market 5 minutes later: *proceeds to do the exact opposite*

It's that timeless crypto moment—the one where your timing feels almost deliberately theatrical. You make your move, conviction high, only to watch the charts perform their favorite magic trick. Whether it's Bitcoin, altcoins, or any asset in between, that window between decision and execution might as well be a portal to another dimension. Market makers seem to have a sixth sense for these things. But hey, that's the beauty of trading—sometimes you're the bull, sometimes the market writes its own script.