$PI The platform told me I need 500 followers to get verified. Are you serious? I don't lack verification—I lack followers!

Among our comrades in this trenches, there are over 20 million in China alone. Since 2019 when I found out about you, knew you, I started mining you with eight phones going full force. Then I also used nodes to flatter and mine you. Several phones have been smoking, but nothing—just nothing works, nothing shoots. We've been waiting for you and suffering so much, six years now. The kid next door mining another coin, old Wang's son is already old enough to earn money, my yellow dog's grandson's grandson can already catch rats. I promised a mining coin I'd marry their technician, but she ran off with a bathhouse worker. I regret this so much!

You said one fart of yours is worth 310K dollars—I didn't believe it. You said one fart is worth 314 dollars—still didn't believe it. You said one fart is worth 31 dollars, I really believed it. But then, the moment you hit the exchange, you had diarrhea. You didn't even make it to 3 dollars before you crapped yourself. Been dragging down to 0.13 dollars. You deserve a thousand cuts. How can you be so useless? You're like playing mahjong with me—every time it's time to call, you discard the wrong piece. How can you be sorry to our 20 million brothers-in-arms and their trust in you?

Today you better show some promise and make a move. Can that technician come back to my arms? I'm counting on you, my fart 😃😃

Give big bro a follow!