ETH Dragon vs. Worm: My Trading Heartbreak 😂

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I've been watching ETH slide down like a damn worm digging into the dirt! Down 2.35% to $3,915.96, and my positions are looking sadder than my ex's text messages. What started as a "dragon" trade (you know, supposed to breathe fire and rise up) turned into a pathetic little worm squirming in the red.

Honestly, it's so typical. The moment I decide to go big on Ethereum, the crypto gods decide it's time for a discount. Maybe I should've taken profits when I had the chance instead of dreaming about lambos and mansions.

Looking at the chart feels like watching a horror movie where you know the protagonist is about to make a terrible decision. That's me—the idiot who thought "this time it's different."

Some of these trading platforms are absolute thieves too, milking us with fees while we chase these volatile moves. But hey, who needs money for food when you can have the emotional rollercoaster of crypto trading?

I keep refreshing the chart like it'll magically turn around. My friends told me to set stop losses, but no—I had to be the "diamond hands" genius. Now I'm just sitting here watching my money evaporate while posting memes about it.

Anyone else feeling the pain, or am I the only one who bought the local top? Again.

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