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In 2018, an Anonymous man bought a storage unit for $500… and found a safe with $7.5 MILLION inside
Then the original owners (Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson) showed up
After a tense legal battle, he returned most of the money, but still walked away with about $1.2 MILLION in profit
From $500 to life changing money overnight 🤯

If you ever feel down, remember there are people who've been farming these platforms since 2024 and hoping for a big drop 😭

This Surfboard is worth more than 90% of the people 💀
Its worth $1.3 MILLION and most don’t even have $1M+ in the bank
Made from rare paulownia wood, Decorated with a 23-carat gold lion and about 3.2 meters long
It was built for performance not only looks
Imagine falling off and watching $1.3 million float away, like your crypto portfolio would be crazy

GM and happy weekend, remember to touch water today

You're closer than you think
Keep showing up 👑

AI about to take over everyone’s jobs
Gemini fired 30% of their workforce this year alone, crazy
The Winklevoss twins exchange is now moving towards FULLY AI productivity 🤯

Imagine wiping with $1.3 MILLION worth of toilet paper 💀
This 3 ply toilet roll is worth millions, thanks to the 22 carat gold flakes infused into it.
It was made by an Australian company called "Toilet Paper Man", which created it as one of the most insane luxe bathroom products ever
And somehow… no one has bought it yet, not even billionaires
Would you buy it if you had the money?

GM, push harder than yesterday ALWAYS

Market sentiment very bearish today
Charts are looking Ugly

This man SOLD 10% of Apple for only $800 😭
Ronald Wayne was one of the co-founders of Apple, but jeeted his 10% stake for $800 12 days after the company started
Today that stake would be worth over $400 BILLION
Fumble of the Century

I know you all heard of @GMTrad, perps dex on Solana where you can trade Forex, metals and more onchain
But hearing about it doesn't equal earning GT points, GT points system are basically our proof of participation for the TGE
So, I made a quick walkthrough for the fam which takes <2 mins 👑
- Connect wallet
- Deposit USDC
- Pick a market (chainlink priced)
- Open position
After this, everything else is pretty easy
- Trade & hold earns us GT
- Stake GLV / GM earn us more GT
- Refer others earns us % of their GT
Minting cycle is already over 180+, so earlier activity = better accumulation for

Gold and silver dumping hard
Nothing new tbh, market stays volatile

Most people could work their entire life and still won’t be worth more than this painting
It was sold at auction in 2017 for $450 MILLION to a Saudi prince
Painted by Leonardo da Vinci around 1500, holding a crystal orb, symbolizing the world
This painting has been lost for centuries, but was rediscovered in 2005 and restored
Making the Salvador Mundi one of the most expensive paintings in history, crazy
Do you think a painting should ever cost this much?