Bless001

Being a Nigerian is really stressful.

I don't like women enough to want to have a side chick. Make I just face my wife.

Galatasaray players must certainly have a personal beef with Osimhen. Because wtf? Why don't you pass to him when it's most important?

Seyi Law is now a politician.

I've never seen or interacted with anyone who hates boundaries as much as Nigerians.
Never.
They rarely respect any sort of boundaries.
Me: "I don't want this."
Them: "Na lie oh! You must want it!"
From top to bottom.

Bring deals oh!
Hunger dey.
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APC Modafuckas avoid me Abeg.

Just curious, which guy calls "pussy" "punani" ?

I used to love Instagram until I discovered Twitter in 2017. It was difficult to go back to Insta.
Nigerians glorify Celebrities a lot on Insta.
But on X, if you do anyhow, you go collect.
This is the reason why I love X.
No God figure here.
Respect yourself always.

The average customer representative in Nigerian Banks has a way of making their customers look stupid for asking basic questions or seeking clarification when confused or in doubt.
I'm uncertain if this specific skill is included in their customer training package.
Na wa.