Kriptogoat

Bro, all the altcoins had a breakout, man sgsjshshs
They broke down in the opposite direction aq ahsjeje
To the influencers who said altcoins would skyrocket on Friday, a -20% shock in 2 days
#Bitcoin #btc $btc $eth #eth

On Friday, "altcoins were doing well, the market was flying"
They returned to the bottom again in 2 days
Sgeheheje
#Btc #Bitcoin #eth

If it had increased by 30% two days ago, the coin that reached the cost needs to rise by 55% today
Aghshshwwj
It's 2026, and we're still tracking coins in the trash heap called crypto
#Btc #Bitcoin #eth

Altcoins and altcoinism are dead, well done 👍
#Btc #bitcoin

I see tweets saying all the metaverse coins have moved
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Yes, after dropping three times by -%99, they have moved up by %30 today
Avsjshsja
#Btc #Bitcoin $pixel $eth

#Bitcoin will end up useless in the worst place, making a Po3 or something and dropping to 80k in a single candle

We deposited money into # months later. It says wait 48 hours..
Damn kids, basicaz shorta, 27,352 transactions in 48 hours, people are doing the work, damn it.
Anyway, let's pay the taxes on this too. Leave us alone, damn it.

Is there no time limit in cryptocurrency? We entered because of the speed, but depositing and withdrawing takes 2 days agsjwhwhwhw
Exactly, damn it, in your country, technology agsjshsh
If the whole world says we're going to Mars and settling there, Turkey would charge us a departure tax or something.. They would set a 2-3 day period, damn it

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