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The three most famous Jeffreys right now are all evil

🚨 Intel just broke above its dot-com bubble high for the first time in 25 years.

US spot Bitcoin ETFs accumulated 18,991 BTC in the last 5 trading days.
Miners produced 2,109 BTC in the same period.
ETFs are buying 9x more Bitcoin than is being mined.

Dear Exchanges, prepare your systems for a stress test. $320B in stablecoins is sitting on the buy button.

JUST IN: Tether has just frozen 344 million $USDT held in two addresses on the Tron blockchain.

We only take screenshots

Wall Street is hiring crypto talent.
BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Citigroup are actively recruiting for digital asset roles.
This comes as:
• Goldman reports ~$2B in crypto exposure
• BlackRock accumulates Uniswap tokens
• Institutions prepare for the World Liberty Forum next week
At the same time, crypto markets are down ~$2T from recent highs.
Yet hiring is accelerating.

New ChatGPT image 2.0 is terrifying

JUST IN: Bitcoin briefly touched $79,000, marking its highest level in recent weeks.

$MSTR up 27% in 5 days while most people are still debating if Bitcoin is “too risky.”
Michael Saylor turned a software company into a Bitcoin vacuum cleaner. Imagine explaining this in 2019. 🚀₿

POV: You are a bear

Me leaving bed at the speed of light after seeing $78K

Ethereum and $ETH Whitepaper explained by ChatGPT image 2.0

Bitcoin explained.
NEW ChatGPT image 2.0 is crazy good! Not edited, fist generated.

Volo Protocol, a liquid staking platform on Sui, was exploited for ~$3.5M, impacting WBTC, XAUm, and USDC vaults.
The team says it will absorb the loss and not pass it to users.
Another day, another exploit,