Notsofast

how come $APE marketcap is 15x $CULT marketcap does that mean bored apes is 15x as good as remilia milady maker

fkkkkk sold out of time machine way too early

I really like the market conditions that have me selling way too early though
means big fizz period starting after extended flat period

hahaha to get engagement you all have to talk about my oldbag in a larpful way whereas I can talk about it pretense-free with integrity (I paid -99% for this privilege)

joining the permanent underclass by putting on my permanent underwear

a dot eth I hadn't previously followed going on about "the math" defaulting towards collectivism and micdropping monopoly the board game as some sort of communist finishing move
bitcoiner culture got p bad but eth culture shouldn't gloat

rapid fire tweeting this morning til nikita's algo nukes my reach to 1 follower out of 200k just to see who that is

I press the yellow button it's the one that mutes all tweets about the red and blue buttons

if your pfp is worth less than $100k don't talk to me (just sing to me)

doginals are still posting "this is me this is my doginals" selfies in 2026
you gotta respect that on some level, it's like an archetypal exemplary cargo cult modelling the timeline where NFTs won forever (put that on my ape)

who did ben pasternak strangle

that time I got asked to come on uponly and couldn't make it because cobie gave me 5 minutes notice 🥹🥹